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I was goofing off at work, pretending that it takes an hour to make more frap mix, when I thought:
Geez, this blend’s aftertaste has reached 10 minutes. I wish I were French, man. Then I could drink this shit and make a movie about unrequited love and taking care of sick kittens or some shit. More hazelnut.
That thought’s seed was watered with more Gazebo and out-sprout the Criterion Criteria:
The movie you’re thinking of making
[1] must be more than 110 minutes long or less then 75.
[2] the main character isn’t very talkative or someone else especially is.
[3] a minimum of 3 wide shots and 2 long takes.
[4] overexposed film or timelapse photography are awarded with bonus points.
[5] all tangibles things must be subject to theory and speculation about the intangible. (Re: Ozu was a genius.)
[6] must allow for an artsy indiefag* cover to be made.
(*gay people are sharp dressers with feminine voices and eat foie gras, fags are annoying psuedo-nerds with $300 dress shirts who just love the new “work” by Sofia Coppola.)
All that said, I still don’t know what this blog is going to be about, especially since I’ve decided to dedicate my career to non-linear editing instead of… writing a blog? Might do some movies for free so I can get credits out there since calling up editing labs has gotten me very far. Just in case you are Canadian and are reading this, I was being sarcastic. After college, I was prepared for begging for more barista work after I turned down a janitorial job at one editing house. Now that I think back on it, I should’ve taken that gig… but it was a 95 minute subway ride to get paid $10/hr to clean up old unused drives. I hated that, initially, but now I’m in Austin. The transit here… not good. The media here… working on it, but so far it’s like NYC with nicer people. I might take over another film club, but we’ll see how that one goes.
Well, I’m gonna go refresh myself on some Bubblegum Crisis.
Remember, kids!~ Citizen Kane is the best movie ever made.
01-04, 2008 at 4:33
I have quite a high credit rating and was careless enough to get several credit cards for which I was pre-approved by email. Now I realize they are too many and I was late with payments for 2 of them. Fortunately, I got a balance transfer credit card and moved the most part of my debt there, as I found the advice and the application form at
how to maintain good credit scores