Don’t give your taxpaying dollar billz to the Reaper.

I’m going to spend all day today and tomorrow, reading .chm files.
Gotta get back in the groove and then some of editing movies, so I might film something just so I can cut it to shreds. I figure that’s better than finding out what it feels like to kill a man since I can’t afford jail right now.

See, I remember all the basics and I have all of my college footage done but I’m more interested in the advanced levels. If I ever want to make a living doing non-linear editing, I’m gonna have to be better than the next guy and not just some sexy dude who loves dynamic cutting and rice krispie treats. Or, you know, find Quentin Tarantino and lend him a copy of Heat After Dark… but that would require leaving the house and I don’t want to put on pants.

Also, I’m not sure if I should post the stuff I’m most proud of for fear that people will mistake my lack of concern for excellent mise-en-scene for a lack of talent. I’d have to stress time and time again that I know what I did wrong and know how to fix it but, you know, didn’t fuckin’ feel like it. For example, my college movie? Errors, man. My mom’s in one shot, I didn’t take out the audio of one of my actors cursing as he fumbles to the ground, you can see a foot moving into the frame in one scene… but all of that is hilarious to me.

Also, that’s why I didn’t win whatever editing award they were giving out that day and instead my rival got it. Normally, I’d be fine with losing something like that since I had it coming, but to him? He won it for putting 3D grim reapers on everyone elses’ student films and then dubbing them badly! AND he won best film, which was even worse. I mean, it didn’t even have a 3D grim reaper in it for crying out loud! I guess I shouldn’t complain since I also won a best film award for it and it made a few other festivals, but I’m a bitter person who lives in the past.

Anyway, check this out, when the credits rolled on another film he ruined, Don’t Fear The Reaper came on. I expected this and brought a cowbell, so I stood up during the credits and wailed on it. I miss college, lol.

I really want FFXII International!!

I don’t know why!!